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They call me Emily or Em, my best friends are Nicole, Vanessa, Carly, and Taylor, and the entire cat population is my friend.

teagvn:

alex’s hairline is so well defined its liek

thts a hairline u can trust

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

insanity-and-vanity:

miamikilos:

I want to be married to pam and jim

same

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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burghers:

wow having a mutual crush… wonder what thats like